(Giles) I've got a theory, that it's a demon,
A dancing demon. No, something isn't right there.
(Willow) I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
(Xander) I've got a theory we should work this out.
(All except Buffy) It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

(Xander) It could be witches, some evil witches.
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were
persecuted wicked good and loved the earth and women power
and I'll be over here.

(Anya) I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...
all pause [crickets chirping]

(Tara) I've got a theory
(Anya) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
...or maybe midgets.

(Willow) I've got a theory we should work this fast.